Caffinated

Here is a recipe:
1 Dictionary antithesis
3 Monsters

Instructions
Take one person, add 3 Monsters, then ask him to write an essay without giving him details.

Result:
His response:
"10 or 12 point? Double Single space? Cover page? Biblagroupphy? (Yeah I have no clue how to speel that)"

Never have I seen such a slaughtering of a word, yet still be able to figure out what the word is. And surprisingly, Google also is able to see through that minefield.

The fact that technology can keep up with human incompetence to that degree is quite amazing.